"This sucks," says negative Brady.
"Hey, knock that off. This is a good way to start," interjects positive Brady
"Whatever, people think this is a stupid post already. This blows and it is nothing but a pity read. I wanna go home."
"We can't go home, we gotta go to class."
"Ugg... class. Bleh." Blurted loud and obnoxiously.
"I know, bleh. Today is especially boring too."
"We haven't learned anything at all today, or ALL YEAR in this class. Why do we even go?Seriously, why don't we just go home a take a nap."
"I mean we physically cannot."
"Why?" impatiently this time.
"Britdawg has the keys."
"Sucks. I know. Better luck next time."
[moment of mental silence as we pay attention to the teacher teaching for a few seconds]
"I'm hungry, are you hungry?"
"Yeah, I'm kind of hungry."
[we take a bit, deciding on what we want to get today]
"I'm thinking we should get that sandwich that Britdawg got us from Hogi-Yogi on Friday. That sauce was really good."
"Mmmm it was really good... or a chicken bowl. We like those."
"Yeah we do."
[we sit there smiling to ourselves like two idiots when the girl next to us asks us what is so amusing]
Said matter-of-factly and in unison, "food."
[weird look follows as girl turns back to the lecture in the front of the class]
"What the hell is her problem?"
"She thinks you're strange."
"How am I strange? She's the one staring at us and sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. We hate her."
"I like her, she's nice. She let us borrow her notes when we were sick the other week"
"Well I don't like her."
"You don't really like anybody, so that is not a big surprise. You're the rain cloud of this duo remember."
Said in a mocking tone, "you're the the cloud of this duo remember?"
"Can we just please LEAVE? We're not even paying attention, so lets just go already"
"I am getting pretty bored too... looks like he is wrapping up anyways."
Exhaling loudlly, "finally."
[quietly pack up our things]
"I'm sorry I snapped at you."
"Its ok, I forgive you."
"What is it?"
"I love you."
"I love you too."